Someone posted this in a Facebook group I participate in and I thought it was just too awesome not to share. Unfortunately, I had a silly moment and grabbed it without noting the author and now I can’t find her again. So if you wrote this, please let me know!

IF:

  1. Modern Christianity is a crossover of Catholicism and Protestantism.
  2. Protestantism is a fanon of Catholicism.
  3. Catholicism is a futurefic of Judaism.
  4. Judaism is an AU of Canaanite religion.
  5. Canaanite religion was a crossover of many different regional faiths.

THEN:
Modern Christianity is a crossover of a fanon of a futurefic of an AU of a crossover.

THEREFORE:
Modern religion totally has Superwhopotterlock beat.