lolcat1If you spend any time on the internet, you’ve probably encountered LOLSpeak. LOLSpeak is a cutsy way of spelling words, complete with grammatical errors. It also includes acronyms such as LOL, TTYL, and TL;DR. LOLSpeak even includes a bit of its own mythology, such as the Ceiling Cat/Basement Cat dichotomy, the little kitty who brought a cookie but eated it, and the itteh bitteh kitteh committeh. You’ve probably received e-mails featuring one of I Can Has Cheezburger‘s captioned LOLCats.

Well, someone by the name of Martin Grondin had the amazingly clever idea to rewrite the entire Bible in LOLSpeak, as if it were written for cats by cats. The project is called The LOLCat Bible and is available for free as a wiki or in book form. The whole thing is hilarious and very clever, and I highly recommend that you at least go over and look up some of your favourite passages.

In closing, I leave you with Genesis 1:1-5…

Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem. Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz. At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz. An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin. An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1